oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

(Source: loureeed, via moralcodeofbuzzards)

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via moistbottom)

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

(via romancingthelookyloos)

falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

(via moistbottom)

sidnugget:

tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me

(via zivadinozzos)

the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

(via darrahisloud)

opisthocoelicaudia:

godblessoursluts:

flappypussyz:

My coffee image

How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

image

(via pizza)